Alright, I'll start this off.
"So a bus filled with severely ugly people is driving down the road. The bus falls off the road and down a cliff where everyone dies and goes to heaven. When they get up to heaven, God says, 'I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention but I will bring you all back to life and give you each one wish. Now form a line.' So everyone forms a line and one by one, God gives each person a wish before sending them back to earth. The first one came and God asked, 'What is your wish?' The guy took a minute to think before he said, 'I wish I wasn't ugly any more.' The last person on the line began to giggle. God granted his wish and moved on.(To make a long story short) Each person wished for the same thing before being sent back to earth with the last guy on the line laughing and cracking up all the while. When God finally reached him he asked, 'Okay, what do you wish for?' and the guy answers, 'I wish all those people were ugly again!'"